When Am I? March 30, 2008

The following is evidence for my friends that proves that I am in some kind of time warp.
A real conversation that took place today.
This will explain why I never seldom call back in a timely manner, forget birthdays, seem to disappear,  and other such happenings. It’s not that I’m not able to or that I [...]

Why Don’t Counting Sheep Like Me? January 10, 2008

I was always so nice to them during the glorious sleep episodes I’ve experienced in life. We used to be buds - hanging out and talking trash about that shameless neglectful hussy, Bo Peep. But they’ve abandoned me the last year and a half. Pregnancy was one big blur of sleeplessness due to peeing 5, [...]